Female Hairyness Health Warning

According to the news, women who are excessively hairy not only cause a choking hazard (hairballs) and aren't very attractive (to normal guys), but they also might have fertility problems. Maybe it's because they have too much testosterone? No...they say "polycystic ovary syndrome (PCOS) is the cause in 70% to 80% of cases." (worldnews.com) They say you should go see your doctor... I'm thinking.. hey, if you're this hairy wouldnt u go see the doctor anyway? I would hope so...