Screams, Gunshots Bring Police to TV Program

The police were called to a house in Memphis when a man inside a house had his television up too loud. The neighbors called the cops because they heard screaming and gunshots… What the hell? LOL.. you still have to wonder how many times this actually happens...
http://www.mercurynews.com/weirdnews/ci_12201756?nclick_check=1

Man Attacks Police with Battle Ax, Sword, and Knife

Apparently he was in a hotel in Panama City when hotel employees called the police because the guy was acting strange. When police showed up the guy threw a battle ax and a knife out the window at them and then locked himself in the bathroom with a sword. When police finally got to him, he was unconscious and taken to the hospital, but he will be charged for aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer. He must have been on acid or something…
http://news.aol.com/article/man-tries-to-attack-cops-with-ax-knife/441385

Bag of Poo Sent Home in Kid’s Backpack

The father of a kindergartener in Washington State says that his kid came home with a piece of shit wrapped in a brown paper towel with a note that read “This little turd was on the floor in my room.” He said that the teacher had contacted him a week earlier about her room stinking and the possibility that the kid may have had an accident and he said that it was possible because he has had previous accidents before. The teacher and principle are being questioned about the incident… I think that maybe the kid should be in special classes… or be forced to wear a diaper to school.
http://news.aol.com/article/bag-of-poo-in-backpack/441814

Dry Cleaner Ninja Robber

A man dressed as a ninja carrying a sword in a sheath attempted to rob a dry cleaner. First, he walked up to a convenience store where the clerk called the cops as soon as she noticed him. After he asked her if she was calling about him, he left and went to the dry cleaners. The cashier at the dry cleaners told him she couldn’t open the cash register so he left. Police are still looking for him. Sad… but funny…

Bra Reflects Bullet

A woman looked out her window as her neighbor’s alarm went off and was shot at by the burglar suspects. The wiring from her bra reflected the bullet and didn’t penetrate her skin. Crazy…
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30354902/